tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post113323030249303260..comments2023-11-05T04:04:12.442-05:00Comments on Short Schrift: The Beginnings of Aborted PostsTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13026955797817424956noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133291791198366972005-11-29T14:16:00.000-05:002005-11-29T14:16:00.000-05:00Dude, but Weasley Schlong is playing at Mac's toni...Dude, but Weasley Schlong is playing at Mac's tonight. They're opening for Mouthfeel.<BR/><BR/>:-)Gavinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09902304588711972110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133291627220627092005-11-29T14:13:00.000-05:002005-11-29T14:13:00.000-05:00"Weasly schlong" should be a banned phrase."Weasly schlong" should be a banned phrase.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133290159294617342005-11-29T13:49:00.000-05:002005-11-29T13:49:00.000-05:00I do have to agree that there was no significant i...I do have to agree that there was no significant increase in trio hotness between HPIII and HP IV. (In fact, was it just me, or did Hermione's, ahem, assets seem a bit more generous in that pink sweatshirt than they did in that otherwise oh-so-fetching dress? Methinks that the Time Turner may not have been the only artificial assistance that everyone's favorite nerd-witch was using during her third year.)<BR/><BR/>On the other hand, while Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are both on the shy side of sixteen, Rupert Grint is a full 17. And you know what that means.<BR/><BR/>Weasley schlong in the R rated Order of the Phoenix.Gavinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09902304588711972110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133282535846229792005-11-29T11:42:00.000-05:002005-11-29T11:42:00.000-05:00No, Laura -- I totally think James is the better-l...No, Laura -- I totally think James is the better-looking of the Phelps twins, and I think a careful examination of the photographic evidence will bear this out. His features are just a touch better-proportioned and more delicate. He's also the brother who pulls off the little flirty gestures in getting a date for the ball that would make any girl -- or apparently, a 26-year-old heterosexual guy -- melt. Although I doubt they'd double up with me unless I had some kind of shape-changing potion.<BR/><BR/>And yeah, Emma Watson was cute, but I don't think her, Rupert Grint, or Daniel Radcliffe were significantly cuter in this movie from the last one, even if Ron is surprisingly burly and sporting a spot-on case of Tim-hair. <I>Azkaban</I> was the great leap into adolescent beauty for all of these actors -- I think we'll have to wait for them all to get closer to legal before they'll cross the next threshold. I mean, PG-13 usually means partial nudity, right?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13026955797817424956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133237408266307182005-11-28T23:10:00.000-05:002005-11-28T23:10:00.000-05:00I try not to be so straight that It's boring, and ...I try not to be so straight that It's boring, and I certainly have noticed that the Weasley twins are well on their way to a certain classical beauty (and the long hair--why did all the Weasleys suddenly have long hair?), but, uh, Hermione, I mean Emma Watson is certainly becoming quite the young lady. . .<BR/><BR/>Harry Potter, the new softcore porn. God bless America, and God save the Queen.Gavinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09902304588711972110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7983372.post-1133236686659265562005-11-28T22:58:00.000-05:002005-11-28T22:58:00.000-05:001) that nyt article was totally horrifying and mad...1) that nyt article was totally horrifying and made me want to buy old-parents-with-no-one-to-look-after-them insurance right now. one of the (many) drawbacks of only-childhood.<BR/><BR/>2) dude, a threesome with the weasly twins would be about the best thing ever, I don't care WHEN they were born. other reviewers (i.e. my friend veronica) have commented on how fred and george stole every scene... think J.K. could do a spin-off series about the joke shop so we could have more movies of them?<BR/><BR/>3) I assume your "especially James" comment was a playful twin joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com