Pro Patria (Hot Dogs and Fields of Grain)

Stars and Stripes Forever, Muppet-style:

Via LPS, who in addition to her brilliant title "the only acceptable expression of american nationalism", also notes "i think my favorite part is when sam eagle states one of the core american values to be keeping the world safe from weirdos!"

I'll add that this is made doubly awesome when he's interrupted by Animal and a terrific background shot of hot dogs getting covered by mustard.

Happy Anniversary to all American Weirdos (and Weirdo-Americans) everywhere.