Beat That Mahogany God

It's a shame that Tyson Gay didn't make the finals for the 100-meter dash, but it is totally awesome that the gold medalist and world record holder is a Jamaican named Usain Bolt. BOLT!

Look at him! He's 6'5", and he ran 100 m in less than 9.7 seconds! And he even looks like Futurama's Barbados Slim: